Loser Liberals: November 2009

I'm good at figuring things out. For instance, I knew that there were cameras watching every one before they told every one they were going to put cameras in.

Here's how I knew. For some strange reason, Robert would only walk over when I looked very bad and my face was sunken in and pale. When I looked half way decent, he would never walk over. It's the strangest thing and I don't know why he acts like that.

One day, I looked very bad, and there was Robert, walking all over the place, proudly. I was like, how the fuck does he know how bad I look? Are there cameras in here or something?

Then they told us they put cameras in and that's when I knew they were using cameras before they told every one.

While I was working, Roberta and Angelisa told me that they graded all the guys and gave me a 8.5. I was like, 8.5? That's a little high, no? I have a big belly as well. They seem to grade a lot of men on what their ass looks like. I always hide my ass so I don't know how that merits a high grade. Maybe I should of taken out my cock and they would of given me a "10."

I feel bad for Angelisa. She said that before her brain injury she had sex with three guys and three girls at once and wouldn't mind having sex with 10 guys at once. The more the merrier she said. She's an STD waiting to happen if it didn't happen already. What's scary is that one of the guys she screwed has HIV. She recently found out.

Let's talk about some of the ladies that I would screw but with a condom only because you don't go around sticking your dick in every thing.

I forgot how cute Stacey's face was. Holy shit is she cute. I saw her walk over today and boy, she makes you want to make out with her. He body is flawless as well. Not an ounce of fat on her.

Simone made me want to fuck. Well, she always does. I love when she shows off her small C cup. Her partner looked very good today, the other lady behind the desk. I'd love to be behind that desk one day and they start to undress and then they start making out with each other.

Ryan's tits looked really nice with that outfit she had on.

I wouldn't mind having Jen the client jerk me off. I'd really love to spray cum all over her face. That will give her the attention she craves.

I want to see Kristen walk around totally naked one day. Nothing on. Just her birthday suit with her pussy and tits hanging all over the fucking place.

Kara was out sick today. She's sick because she feels the pressure of dating the loser from hell. No one likes him and she knows it. Norman will be jumping from job to job the rest of his life. Want to know why? Because he's a loser. Does Kara really want to be around a loser who's not going to have a stable job? Doe she really want to be around a loser the rest of her life? Each job he'll go to, every one will hate him and not like him. THAT'S the type of guy she is dating. A loser from hell.

She has to know that's the case with this fat catfish. If she doesn't, then she's just asking for a terrible life. Then I'll laugh and I'll laugh hard.