Some people just suck

Like Karen. I called the office at 12:00 PM and got sexy Simone who has nice tits and a nice big fat ass on the phone and told her that I had to talk to the doctor or nurse to get a new prescription for my medicine. Sexy Simone who has nice tits and a nice big fat ass told me that I had to call Karen because she takes care of the prescriptions.

I called Karen at 12:00 PM. She said she couldn't hear me and would call me "right" back. I didn't hear from her. It turned to 4:00 PM so I called her and she didn't answer the phone. I called the pharmacy myself and they said they would call the nurse at Universal.

Since I don't trust the pharmacy because they made mistakes before, I called Bridget. She must of called the pharmacy and they told her the medicine was coming. Either way, Karen sucks. She's one of the most incompetent workers I've ever come across at Universal. I can make a list of her incompetence but I'm not going to waste my time.

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All of a sudden, Joe uses perfect English and grammar

So what's it going to be Suzie? Is Joe Beckerman going to have perfect grammar or bad grammar? Which one are you going to choose? This is what Suzie emailed me today. I cursed at Joe and tore him apart and he emails me like nothing is wrong. Nice one Suzie. You're so stupid.

Better day and summer preview

Stacey has a real nice asshole and a real pretty face. I'm wondering if she's battling to take over the number one slot that Maria's leaving behind because Maria is starting to become washed up. Will she take the crown? We'll have to wait to see until the summer is over.

Then again, we have these two Hindu ladies who are pretty hot. One is very pretty with a nice big ass. I think she's a cog therapist. Then we have another hindu lady who has a nice rack on her. I was looking at her titties and I said to myself, "Wow, she has nice titties."

But then again we have Kara who will be in big time contention. As long as she doesn't get pregnant by her douche bag boyfriend, she'll be hot all summer long. She has a very nice rack on her.

What about Ryan? Holy shit, this summer is going to heat up. Ryan has awesome looking legs. She made me want to fuck one day when I saw her legs in tight jeans. Her ass and legs go nice together along with her cute face.

What's not fair is that tall Rachel will be hiding her big nipples under that scrub shirt of hers all summer long. Why can't they change the rule for the summer?

We can't forget the two secretaries either.

I'm not going to predict who's going to win but I might have to break it down by race because almost all the black men I talk to here love a big ass.

Pitcher

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I love to watch a woman dance

Watching a woman dance is a beautiful thing. Simone was dancing and she made me want to pump 10 loads of sperm into her. She was moving her hips, her ass, her tits. It was awesome. More woman that have nice bodies should dance.

If you have fat on you or rolls on the side of your hips or no ass, please don't dance. It's disgusting. You'll wind up disgusting people.

I went to the doctors Wednesday and he said that I no longer have heart failure. That felt good to know.

Cheryl is a piece of shit. They came to get me Wednesday but I was going to Philadelphia instead to get my heart checked out. Cheryl was outside waiting for me to get in the van while she was smoking right by the side of the van. I can't wait until she dies. When she does, I am going to have the biggest celebration ever. She's a cunt and she deserves to suffer a lot.

I hope none of the people in management listen to Suzie and think that I get a long with Cheryl. I HATE Cheryl.

I think that there are times when Suzie gives wrong advice on me or what I think to management. Suzie never knows what I'm thinking or feeling because I never tell her.

Matthews

Not much new..

Basically, the same shit happened.

Toshi dog still hates me. Maybe it's my "aura" she doesn't like.

Frank was a little paranoid. I worked with Angelisa and after Angelisa left the room because work was over, Frank wheelchaired himself in the room really quick to ask me what Angelisa was talking about. I told him the truth about the topic which was sex.

He seemed relieved of my answer.

Jennifer was being a real big ass kisser. She was trying to ass kiss our driver by giving her candy that she stole from the store. Our driver sensed the ass kissing and turned it down rudely. Jen felt like crap again. For some reason, I didn't like Jen ass kissing and I felt good that the driver was mean to her.

Eric was acting like a total dick. He was touching women constantly and pissing every client off.

Robert seems to be giving me a fake smile. If I ask him what's wrong, he'll say nothing. It seems like some thing is wrong.

I wasn't looking to grade ass but I did see tall Rachel bending over the mat with her scrubs going right up her ass. Very nice. It was very impressive.

Ryan was dressed "lovely." She looked very nice.

Both Hindu women who work here are very pretty.

Our driver has huge, big, black, bitch tits. I'd love to give her a nice sloppy fuck.

See ya Monday. I have a another website to worry about. It's very important that I look after it especially this weekend.

The Union workers

The dog Toshy doesn't like me and I never did anything to her.

I took pictures of a whole bunch of people and I'm thinking about sending them to Greg to post on MySpace.

Ricky Martin came out of the closet. I wonder if Robert or Jimmy would ever do that. The whole place knows they are gay just like people knew Ricky Martin was gay. It would be weird if they ever did though...

Robert: "Yes every one. Please round up. I have an announcement to make. I'm gay. Thank you very much. Now get back to work."

Maria's face might be getting older looking from smoking but her ass is still first rate. She has one of the best asses I have ever seen.

Nandita has one of those big shelf asses that you spank. I bet a lot of black men like looking at her ass.

Ryan is in the same category as Nandita. A nice, big, fat juicy ass that needs a lot of work.

When you go to sex a woman up, you need to know if it will be a lot of work or not. If there's a big ole ass in front of you, that will take a lot of work. A skinny ass takes no work. It takes no energy because there isn't a lot of mass in front of you to move.

This is why I always ask Shied if he's part of the union or not and he tells me he is because he's a "worker."

Francis' student, has a great ass. It's really skinny but it has a nice shape. That ass takes no work though. The union let's jobs like hers slide.

Simone has the ass that all union workers look for in a job. Her partner sitting next to her as well. Shapely and big.

I'm not going to post who has a bad ass because I'm not in the mood to hurt any one's feelings.

Little Rachel has a really nice shaped ass. It's a bigger version of Maria's and nice and round.

Believe it or not, that tall woman who helps Jared, there's some thing there. You might think she has a skinny ass but if I'm not mistaken, I think I saw some meat there.

There's a black woman aide who hangs with a mexican guy all the time. Her ass would be too much for me. I'd have a heart attack. A few pumps from her and I might be done.

That Italian girl I see who told me that she isn't the manager of the apartments anymore. She has ass falling out all over the place. She wears these tight clothes and you see meat every where. Tits, ass, stomach, back. She shows her goods. When she walks into a room, she makes you forget about the other women in the room.

That's the definition of star power when it comes to being hot. If you're able to make men focus on you when there are other hot women in the vicinity, you are a goddess. The main weapon is the titties. To start, you need the titties in being able to battle other women. Then you have to have no stomach with a smoking ass. If you have that three way combination, you would be able to date any man you wanted at any time. Married men too.

When it comes to trying to get a woman, I don't look for any of the things I posted. I'm just describing how a lot of men get turned on and get turned on fast and how a woman can easily get a man. I'd be content with a girl with a cute face. That's all I'd ask for. Any thing else is extra.

I also wanted to mention that I don't advertise this blog anywhere and it's for my personal use. I do it to entertain myself. No one else is expected to read this blog and if you do it's purely by accident.

Asses will be graded

Tommorow, asses will be given a grade. If you wear tight pants or scrubs, expect to be graded.

What a stupid whore

Cheryl tried to blow smoke in Tosh and mine's face today after she got out of the van but she couldn't light up her cigarette because the wind was blowing too hard. I laughed. Tosh got angry.

I will continue to laugh at Cheryl until the day she dies. Then when she dies, I will celebrate. There's not a worse human being in the world that I know right now. You just know that her cancer is going to reappear. It always does, especially for cunts like her. The Devil wants to take her soul away and make her suffer in hell.

Jaymee walked over and told me I was fat. I'm fat because of all the new medicine I'm on. I could sit here and say that I don't care but I do so I cut out all the junk food.

It's good to see new blood. I'm glad the place is growing. When the place grows, there are more workers and you don't get bored seeing the same ones. I haven't thought about sex in like, a long time. I wasn't feeling very well recently. Today I felt a little bit of some thing.

I never noticed this before but Keesa, the other secretary, has nice tits. Usually when you look at her, all you see is ass because it's so big and juicy but she has a nice rack thing going too. I bet she has big brownish, pink aerolas to breast feed on.

Simone should "consistently" wear the same type of shirts she's wearing because they show off her tits nicely.

I don't know what's going on with Maria because she hasn't been wearing her scrubs up her ass like she usually does. We miss that. Come back Maria, wear tight scrubs and pull down your pants as you walk by us. We love it. We promise.

Sam, the racist retard in a wheelchair thinks that hot student who is very good looking, is in love with him.

Tall Rachel was dancing sexily. I didn't get turned on because she had scrubs on.

Tom's Pitbull is really awesome looking. I'd love to be in a room with myself, the Pitbull and Cheryl and just watch the dog tear her apart. I'd enjoy every second of that mauling.

There were a whole bunch of whores dancing in the gym but I didn't stop to watch.

I met with Diane's student to practice my spanish. She's just a nice girl.

I met with Jenna too. I'm not going to say what we talked about but she's always trying to keep the conversation going. When I had nothing to say, she would stop and think real fast and then ask me a question and it kept the session from becoming boring.

I wouldn't mind sticking my finger up Adriana's pussy while she was sitting down. You can tell she gets really wet. Then I'd finger fuck her while she pretended nothing was going on so no one would see. Then I'd start ramming it really hard while she was having orgasm after orgasm.

There's a new worker. She might be spanish but she looks like Cindy a little. I wouldn't mind working that shit.

MSG

What a terrible day

I was sick all over the place. I have a really bad cold and my leg hurts.

When you're sick, you don't think about sex. Instead, the sexy things women do turn more into a nurturing type of thing. My hand was into a woman's pussy while I was sitting down but I didn't get turned on. I thought of it more as a caring gesture.

Another woman was basically touching my ass but it felt more nurturing than sex. Another woman had her breasts rub into me but sex didn't enter my mind.

Now I know what the wheelchair clients go through. They must be touching all types of boobs and butts during the day.

I went to group and they told me I was done for the month. They said I was done March 11th. I was like, what? It couldn't come at a better time however because I need to rest my leg and my lungs hurt. I told them if they ever want to charge me while I'm not in the program, I'm game. You do for me, I do for you. I was raised like that by all the Italians in my neighborhood. It must of been 98 percent Italian people where I grew up.

Mario was sitting telling his stories to Matt and Matt had no clue what was going on. Matt pretended he knew what Mario was saying and Mario pretended that Matt knew what he was saying.

I didn't see that cute student today.

I heard that Kara has an attitude problem but I never see it. Every time she runs a group, she's respectful to every one and every one likes her. She acts perfect in group and every time I'm around here, she's really nice. Do you know what I'm thinking? "Jealousy."

Her boyfriend is still a douche loser though.

I was a little disappointed in Jim the driver because he couldn't think of many Irish things to do on St. Patrick's Day.

I swear, the weirdest thing happened. Shied did a double take on me. You know how you see some one you think is attractive and you do a "double take?" You look at some one, look away and while you looked away, you were like, what the fuck was that so you look again? He did that to me. I was a little shocked by it because I hear he harasses women and he can't sit with women in the van because of that. I always thought he was bi-sexual and it's because he did a double take on me once before but I wasn't so sure if it was a double take. This one I was sure of. I've also seen him do double takes to other men while we were out. I also saw him looking at David Smizer's cock one day. David pulled it out and his eyes lit up. Dave does not have a huge cock but I think it's the fact he saw a "live" cock.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, right?

PatV

Wow, a new post

I had a really really bad cold on Monday. I was a walking nightmare. Constantly sneezing with a runny nose. It started Saturday night.

I met with Jenna today. I told more things to Jenna in one session than I did to Suzie in one year. I never tell Suzie things in our sessions because she stopped communicating with me. If I leave her a message, she won't call me back. If I give her an email, she doesn't write back. So why should I tell her my personal life and communicate with her if she doesn't with me? It works both ways.

The client Sean is an interesting person to mention. It seems from observation that he only gets along well with the workers. He only talks to them and is very friendly with them. The workers are very friendly with him too. They seem to like him a lot. When it comes to the clients however, he totally ignores them and never says a word. He'll never go out of his way to be friendly and he never tries to start a conversation with them and vice versa.

I mentioned to John Boylan that I didn't come in Tuesday because I beat up two cops and had to go to court. I then said I got off because my family was in the mafia. I said this in front of tall Rachel. I was joking. My immediate family is not in the mafia and I didn't beat up any cops. I'd still like to eat her pussy though.

Speaking of pussy, that Nandita, the hindu Indian lady worker must have a real hairy pussy. If she was to clean it and ask me to eat her, I'd jump at the chance. I'd dive right in. There's nothing better than a nice, big, clean, dark, hairy pussy.

Nandita was being a little too political correct with a client during lunch. She went around and took a poll and asked 10 of us if it was offensive to ask a Hindu women if they are Indian and do the patting of the mouth thing while making an American Native Indian noise.

If she thinks she's going to change a client's behavior, she has another thing coming. She'll just exhaust herself out. Just play the game.

I'm part Native American and it's a culture I'd like to investigate more but my mother makes it impossible because my biological father was Native American and she fears and hates him.

That girl that is Francis' student is so damn cute. I'm doing a good job of not falling for her though. She bent over a few times and I saw cleavage but I wasn't in the cleavage mood. Her personality is awesome. Who ever bags her will be one lucky guy.

Our driver is starting to get annoyed with Jennifer's requests. She's giving Jen attitude now. Jen seemed a little intimidated by our driver's attitude.

I saw one of my favorites, Shawna. There's only one person that could give her a run for her money face wise and that would be the spanish client in a wheelchair we had last year.

I have a big time belly and I'm having a good time showing it off. If you want to rub it, let me know.

Jaymee came in and mentioned the cruise and it made me feel good. I wish I could live on a cruise. When I see Jaymee, I think of happy times.

The only possible way the cruise could become better would be if Jim the driver was to come with us. Imagine all the stories he'd tell. We'd have a whole year to bull shit about the cruise. A lot of spanish women seem to go on these cruise ships too.

Montero

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Montero

Romine

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Manny

slade

Mark

Boone

Corban

Hoffmann two

Hoffman

Sanchez 2

Sanchez

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