Thursday, June 25, 2009

Michael Jackson Dead Jokes

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films?
A: Disney films can still touch kids.

Michael Jackson had to cancel all of his up coming dates.

They were named James(aged 9) and Thomas(aged 11)

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett?
A: About three hours.

Did you hear? The Jackson Five are offering a 20 percent discount on their reunion!

Will his organs continue to be donated to children?

Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to paramedics on his way to the hospital.... "Put me on the children's ward."