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They hired another lazy ass here

They hired some woman to sit in our apartment to take us places if we need some where to go. She said to me, "If you need to go some where, let me know, I'm here for you."

I told her I wanted to go to Stop and Shop to buy a sandwich and she said, "But." Notice the word, "but." She said, "But the car is at A15." That's the excuse she gave. What a fucking disgrace.

Questions about Kara and Norman we want to know about

When Kara kisses Norman, does he have to use a ladder?

After they are done having sex, does she say to him, size doesn't matter?

When she first saw his fat catfish face, short stubby body, four foot frame and feminine like mannerisms, did she say to herself, "I have to get myself a piece of that!!"

Does he ask her not to wear heels so he appears as tall as her?

When they have sex, does she confuse his dick for his belly button?

Is Norman's dick as small as Kara's clit?

When they make out, does Kara smell sushi?

When they make out, does Kara taste that other guy's sperm in his mouth?

Is she really going with Norman because he "likes to shop?"

If Kara and Norman were to go on rides at Great Adventure, would he make the cut off line for height that most 10 year olds pass?

When Kara and Norman take a bath together, does she think she's washing her one year old cousin?

The ladies

I don't know who's hiring the women here but they're doing a great job. I've never seen so many hot whores working at this place. I'm not sure if it's Robert or Mike or Juliana but they get an A fucking plus.

The thing that is great is that the therapists don't have to wear scrubs. We get to see their tits and ass hanging all over the fucking place. The physical therapists wear scrubs but they wear their scrubs so far up their ass that it doesn't matter.

The only person that the scrubs affects is tall Rachel. She has a nice rack that we never get to see. I'd love to breast feed on her tits for a good 10 minutes.

It takes me a long time to write these threads because I can't remember every one's name.

Kristen's ass has come back. You can see her ass again when she walks. I used to hate her but now I don't give a fuck. You have to respect her body because it's pretty good. You can't go around hating that.

I made fun of her a wile ago. While talking to Joe Beckerman on the phone, he gave me ideas of what mean things to say about her. He was probably lying to me because he was always up her ass. I think he's jealous because he always wanted to date her but never got to. It's one of those things where you start to hate some one because you like them and they don't like you.

Norman said mean things to me about people in this place. He never said anything about Kristen however. Even though I dislike him, I won't reveal who he talked about because at the time, he told me(and others in the room) in confidence.

I think Suzie looks very good but I never have the feeling of wanting to bang her.

I think Diane has big tits but her tits don't turn me on. I don't think her face is very attractive and that's why I can't get attracted to her body.

I don't like being around Jaymee because every time I am, all I think about are huge tits. Her tits pop out so much that you can't help but notice them. I have to put my head down when I talk to her or look the other way. Or a better strategy is look straight into her face and not look down.

Maria needs to get some respect for having a great asshole. I like calling the ass, asshole. It sounds good. Her and Mike's secretary. I'm not going to waste time trying to remember her name because I have a Yankee blog to attend to. I love when Maria wiggles her ass when she walks. It shows she needs a big cock.

I bet her boyfriend is hung like a peanut. Can you imagine Norman ever going out with Maria. That would be a nightmare for both. He couldn't supply the cock and she would demand a huge cock.

I can see her now, "Have a big cock or I'm not fucking you! Bitch!" Yeah, Maria is a size queen. It's her aura that tells you.

That new Jewish student needs gentile cock. You can tell she wants to scream for a huge one. Poor girl. She'll never be sexually satisfied because of all of these stupid rules she has to follow. She's a screamer too. You can just tell.

The Catfish Midget

What a fucking disgrace this loser is. Loser is a good word for him too. Even more people don't like him than I knew about. Shit, it seems like every one hates him. People have reported him too. What a fucking disgrace.

He was hanging around the candy shop for some reason. For no good reason. He was probably looking to start trouble. That's all he is, a trouble maker. Since he has a gun permit maybe he should go buy a shot gun, turn it towards his head and pull the trigger. The world would be better off without him in it.

We all know already that he is not a real man. He's four fucking feet and he has a small dick. That's what I've heard from my good sources. (Thanks Kara for telling your female companions) She's "a little frustrated." Yeah, notice the word, little. I love when women gossip.

You'd think this short, catfish look alike midget would try to make the situation better and that he'd be a professional about it. No, he's a dick. Dicks don't act professional. He gave me a dollar for something that costs 75 cents and refused to let me give him a quarter back. I don't even know what that means. It's probably him acting like a dramatic girl.

There's two reasons this short fat fuck has the Napoleon complex. Small dick(Thanks Kara) and being short in general. If you're going to be a midget, at least have a big dick but this loser has neither. This is why my suggestion would be for him to kill himself.

All he knows how to do is piss people off. All he does all day is go around acting like a dick. He makes money doing this?

If you take a look at his face, it looks like a cat fish. He's also very short which makes me think he is a midget. His parents must of been assholes too. I bet his mother is a whore and had him by accident after getting gang banged by 10 other men in the Philippines.

You piece of shit. That's all you'll ever be.

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